Sunday, January 13, 2008

The Zinger Endorses Candidate For President!

As long as every other Tom, Dick and Mary is endorsing someone, I figure why not?

My pick is Britney Spears. I pick her for the following outstanding characteristics, prerequisites it seems, for running for a political office:

1. Skillful liar
2. Psychotic behavior
3. Lack of morals
4. Complete absence of ethics
5. Big mouth
6. Name recognition

But, above all, she'll be a lot easier on the eyes than any of the other candidates. I can just picture her now, getting out of the Presidential limo.......

ZING!