MEDIA MANIACS

Patrick McDermott, former boyfriend of Aussie-bred Olivia Newton-John and who has been "missing and presumed dead" for many years, is alleged to be alive.

The news has been making the rounds of Television Land, while we remain totally uninformed about what is going on in Israel and the Gaza Strip, Pakistan, Afghanistan, or Venezuela.

The media is soooooooo informative and, please, pass the Gray Poop-on.