Taking a sarcastic and most-deserved shot at anything and everything from politics to current events, sparing no prisoners.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
NEW FEMALE CREATURE DISCOVERED
What is it? Scientists say it is a tapeworm.
And, how do I know it's a female? Well, it's obviously got four mouths and they're all yakkin'! So, it's either got to be a female or a politician....or both.
American Citizen and damned proud of it.
Sometimes, I may seem to be tactless, but some people need to be jolted into thinking for themselves.
I try not to be witty, but can rarely stop myself; it's one of my many fine qualities. I'm an Aries, so my brilliance comes naturally.
After having been married twice, I decided that having a small dog who barks incessantly is preferable.
Obviously, humility is not one of my faults but, if I had one, that would be it.
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