REID TO THE RESCUE!

Senators Dodd and Baucus, along with "Chicago Enforcer" Rahm Emmanuel, have been stumped about how to stuff the President's "Public Option" health plan down up our rears, but their leader, Harry Reid, was able to move them forward by letting it "slip" that the true cost of the pan would be $2 trillion. Now, of course, we'll be revlieved to learn that it's only going to cost us $1 trillion.