Wednesday, July 23, 2014

SIMPLE LOGIC 101


Just a post to tell you that my mailbox is being flooded with E-mails concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.
 
Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems on my own.  My response solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.  

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to spend it.  
 

Don't you love it when a plan comes together?