Just a post to tell you that my mailbox
is being flooded with E-mails
concerning
gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies
or not;
to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.
Since I have become jaded to the various
solutions proposed by the
Republicans,
Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to
solve
the problems on my own. My
response solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.
I have
hired
illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper
than
buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go home to
spend
it.
Don't you love it when a plan comes
together?
