THANK GOD FOR OBAMA

 

He brought peace to the world in 2015. 

GUN CONTROL 101

Say there, Barry... How about you coming clean on Operation Fast & Furious before you try to impose any gun control on US? 

CREATING ENEMIES

If you want to make an enemy out of a friend or relative, lend him money.  
 

STOP THE MUSIC

Students at George Mason University want the song "White Christmas" banned because it's racist. 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

See you Monday. 

ZINGER'S DOG OF THE YEAR AWARD

ZINGER'S MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD

ZINGER'S WOMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD

WE'RE SAFE NOW

Obama's in Hawaii. 

THE RUNS

"Afluenza Teen"

OBAMA ON TERRORISM: PAY ATTENTION NOW...

Obama sez: "If you target Americans, you will have no safe haven."  

Carter says that they are going to transfer out 17 more terrorists back home from GITMO who actively tried to kill Americans and their looking for places to send another 48.  

Get the message?   
 

MISTRIAL

A trial conducted by women. 

ENCRYPTION

The communication of something between people that no one else can figure out... akin to listening to an Obama speech.  
 

OBAMA CROSSED THE RED LINE

He actually went over to the Pentagon.  Gosh, be must really be serious.  
 

RABID DOGS

Snarling, barking, biting, foaming at the mouth... Trump has the media and the Democrats so upset that they are acting like rabid dogs. 

NEW WING

Has the media most recently become the new left wing of the Democratic Party? 

WHY "THE ESTABLISMENT" DOESN'T LIKE TRUMP

They want a president they can control and who will do want they want, regardless of what America wants. 

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Do you feel as safe today as you did on the day before Obama took his oath of office?  

BODY FOR SALE---CHEAP

No one has claimed the body of Tashfeen Malik.  

"CHICKEN LITTLE" OBAMA

Obama is running around crowing in fear that Americans want to go to war against all Muslims.  

The sky is falling.  

If we don't enact ObamaCare right now, Republicans are going to start pushing crippled old ladies in wheel chairs off of cliffs.  

INCOMPTENCE 101

Barack Hussein Obama. 

OBAMA'S A WHAT?

Lt. Colonel Ralph Peters, a frequent FOX NEWS contributor, got into trouble when he said on live air the other night about Obama:  “This guy is such a total pussy, it’s stunning.”  

I guess FOX doesn't like cats; it has suspended Peters. 

"DISRESPECTFUL"

Showing an unveiled picture of the female San Bernardino terrorist.  
 

WHEN THE RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD

Way back in the beginning of time, Barack Hussein Obama said that should the political winds change, he will stand with the Muslims.  It's looking like that time has arrived.  
 

HOW THE ENEMY THINKS

Tashfeen Malik pledged her life to I.S.I.S. just before the San Bernardino attacks.  However, it was workplace violence, not terrorism; Obama and Clinton are coming for your guns.  

TWO DEGREES

We have to decrease global warming by 2 degrees centigrade or 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit.  Otherwise, we're toast.  Well, in those days when we were that much cooler, ice covered most of North America.  

I hate to tell you guys in Yuma, but the president wants you to freeze your butts off.  

 

DON'T BLAME BUSH ANY LONGER; BLAME GLOBAL WARMING

Since global warming causes terrorism, global warming has obviously been around since the beginning of time.  Global warming caused the Crusades.  Global warming caused the World Wars.  Global warming caused the rise and fall of the Roman Empire.  So sayeth the Lord of all Loonies.  

Global warming even causes Republicans to think screwy.  
 

ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS TREE

How can they be having a Christmas tree in the White House when the White House is refusing to allow Christmas trees in veterans facilities around the country?  The thought kind of makes you hope that a lot of wild bears peed on the White House tree, doesn't it?  

OBAMA'S REASONING

When it comes to gun violence, that is not acceptable and cannot become the norm; therefore, Americans must give up their guns.  

When it comes to terrorism in the United States, we have to accept that as the norm, and deal with it without guns.  

Did Barack do LSD while he was at Columbia?  

HILLARY LIKES TERRORISTS

No one is talking about her emails anymore. 

WAR IS IMMINENT

I wonder if Obama will put boots on the ground to fight the "war" on global warming.  
 

DEAR GOD

Please keep our nation safe this holiday weekend.  Our president doesn't have those capabilities or that mindset.  

 

PICTURE OF ANGRY OBAMA

OBAMA IS NO TURKEY

HE'S A TRAITOR

 

HOW TO PREVENT U.S. TERRORISM

Let the TSA or the Secret Service handle it.  
 

CHESTER NEZ

The last of the Navajo Code Talkers has passed away.  

BOBBY JINDAL

Bye bye, now.  

PARIAH

REMEMBER THIS?

BACKGROUND CHECK

You'll find one in your next box of CRACKER JACKS.  
 

MAN GOES 12 YEARS WITHOUT SHOWERING

I think he's now in the White House. 

WAR

Global warming.  
 

LACKADAISICAL

Obama's statement of support for France in wake of Paris terrorist attack.  

PARIS THANKS OBAMA

Had we stayed in Iraq and Afghanistan, ISIS most likely would not have arisen and Paris most likely would not have been attacked.  
 

IT'S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH

Obama's night to howl...

 

OBAMA WANTS A THIRD TERM

Let him serve it at San Quentin.  
 

AMERICA'S COMMANDER IN CHIEF

HAPPY VETERANS DAY

AND TONIGHT'S BIG LOSERS WILL BE...

George Pataki and Lindsey Graham. 

COMING SOON TO A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU?

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.  

GEORGE WILL AND BILL O'REILLY

Kind of like watching a tempist in a teapot.  

KEYSTONE PIPELINE

Butchered by Hussein Obama's guillotine. 

IT'S SO COLD OUT

It's colder than a Pelosi tit.  
 

OBAMACARE

That big, black hole where your money went.
 

EASY DUTY

How do you defeat 30,000 I.S.I.S. terrorists and defeat Syria's Assad regime?  

Send in 50 Special Forces for training purposes.  

Yep, that'll do it. 

A FINE ACTOR, SENATOR AND GENTLEMAN

Fred Thompson would have made a fine president.  

GOOD RIDDANCE

CHARLES MANSON

WHY?

Why, in a nation of over 300 million people of which 40% are Democrats, can they only come up with the likes of Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton as candidates? 

SAY HELLO TO THE OLD BAT FOR ME

FLOP

CNBC Debates. 

TRUMP'S COMPETITION

Trump asks "What is my competition?"  

Little does he understand that his main real competition is himself. 

HE'S A REAL KNOCK OUT

Mike Tyson has endorsed Donald Trump for president.  

ON THE DARK SIDE

MAUREEN O'HARA

Who will ever forget that fiery red hair?  
 

THE GREAT ESCAPE

Hillary Rodham Clinton. 

SCREWED

Everybody in the country except Obama.  
 

WHY HAVEN'T THEY CAPTURED ANY BENGHAZI TERRORISTS?

Because they're all illegal aliens hiding out in San Francisco.  
 

HILLARY IS IN BAD TROUBLE

Since Joe announced yesterday that he's not running, she'll have to testify before Congress today with a really bad hangover.  
 

HILLARY'S CACKLE

... Is far better than any Halloween recording ever made. 

BENGHAZI NEVER HAPPENED

The Democrats are loudly singing the refrain that the House Select Committee investigating what happened at Benghazi is politically motivated... that they're solely after Clinton.  

Therefore, they further submit, Benghazi never happened and four great Americans were never massacred. 

HOW TO BREAK A MIRROR

Stand in front of it and ask: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the greatest liar of all?  Barack or Hillary?"

MAYBE THEY KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T

OBAMA'S RETIREMENT HOME

JACKASS FLATS

 

BOWE BERGDAHL

FOR PRESIDENT

 

OBAMA GETS TOUGH ON MIDDLE EAST

He's sending Kerry over there to straighten things out.  

 

AND LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE WINNER IS...

JOE BIDEN!!!

 

DEMOCRATS DEBATE

I understand there is to be some kind of a debate on TV tonight.  My guess is that everyone is going to be watching reruns of THE THREE STOOGES. 

IT LEAVES A VERY BAD TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH

Diet Pepsi. 

AFTER OBAMA CONFISCATES YOUR GUNS...

Some dude from Cato Township in Michigan shot and injured a cop over the weekend.  He used a crossbow. 

MEANWHILE, BACK IN ALASKA

SPEAKERLESS IN CONGRESS

John Boehner has resigned as Speaker of the House.  Kevin McCarthy decided he doesn't want the job.  Gosh, maybe Nancy Pelosi will have to take the job back???

OBAMA'S WAR STRATEGY

WHY HILLARY IS IN IMMINENT DANGER

Because Sanders is gaining on he, she's moving further to the left.  If she moves much further, she's going to fall off the face of the earth. 

THE WORLD'S MOST ENDANGERED SPECIES

White, Christian cops. 

OBAMA HAS IT RIGHT ON GUNS

We need to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally ill.  Let's start by confiscating all guns in the hands of the White House and the Congress. 

THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE EVIL EMPIRE

NEW BEST SELLER

Now that Putin is in charge, it's a great time to study America's new best seller.  

NETANYAHU WAS RIGHT

Now that Russia rules the Middle East, just who is going to help Israel defend itself? 

WAHHHHH!!!

Putin told Obama to get out of Syria.  The commodes at the White House have backed up.  Wahhhh!!!! 

NEW V.A.PROJECT

Evidently, the waiting lines are getting bigger and bigger, and it's taking longer and longer to get into see a V.A. doctor, so guess what?  

The Department of Veterans Affairs is launching a campaign to cut down the suicide rate. 

PLANNED PARENTHOOD MARKETING STRATEGY

Why don't they just grind up fetuses and sell them for dog meat?  
 

HOW TO EXCITE A DEMOCRAT

Let Joe Biden make another gaffe.  
 

LOWER THAN A SNAKE'S BELLY

Any member of congress.  
 

QUANDRY

Trying to figure out which of the candidates would be better at working with and leading Congress to better manage our country is like trying to figure out which lunatic would be better at running the asylum. 

OBAMA SAYS THIS COUNTRY IS GREAT

Obviously, he's happy with how he has destroyed it. 

HE'S NOT FIT TO BE PRESIDENT

Barack Hussein Obama

POLITICAL PROSTITUTE

Otherwise known as a Member of Congress. 

MEMBER OF CONGRESS

LOWEST FORM OF ANIMAL ON EARTH

Politician

 

HOW TO SAVE AMERICA

Defund Congress. 

OBAMA: BACK TO HIS ROOTS

SIGN OF THE TIMES

COMPLICIT IN OBAMA'S IRANIAN DEAL

DONALD SHUCK AND DUCK

MEALY-MOUTHED MICKEY MOUSE

HEIL HITLER

UP YOURS, AMERICA

OUR AMERICAN FASCISTS

AMERICANS OPPOSE IRANIAN NUCLEAR "DEAL"

SO, WHO CARES? 

MICHELLE CONTRIBUTES TO UNEMPLOYMENT AND STARVING KIDS

Tons of discarded food is being hauled from schools every day because children are refusing to eat Michelle's menu; half of cafeteria employees have been laid off.  The word is out: if you want better food, go to prison. 

ANTHONY WEINER FOR PRESIDENT

Yeah... why not just replace one hot dog with another? 

POISONOUS SNAKE ON THE LOOSE

King Cobra

EMAIL SOLUTION

WEEKEND BBQ

The word is that the Iranians are celebrating our Labor Day Weekend by barbecuing Ribs Obama and serving Kerry Potato Salad.  

See you Tuesday.  

WORD HAS IT

That the Washington Monument shall henceforth be known as the Obama Monument. 

I WIN

IRAN HAS ITS NUKES AND 

FREEDOM HAS ONE MORE NAIL IN ITS COFFIN

UP YOURS, AMERICA

UNEMPLOYMENT

Al Sharpton. 

OBNOXIOUS BOOR

Jorge Ramos. 

IF THE ELECTION WERE HELD TODAY...

CLINTON WINS!

 

IT'S OBVIOUS

Hillary has her story about the emails, and rational Americans have theirs. 

CAN DONALD TRUMP WIN?

Donald who?  

TECHNOLOGY IS SO GREAT

Now you catch watch on your cell phone or tablet from the luxury of your hotel room in the Bahamas as the burglars ransack your house.  

TWISTING, TWISTING SLOWLY IN THE WIND

JOE BIDEN FOR PRESIDENT

SUSHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hunter Biden, Joe Biden's son, has his name on the Ashley Madison roll of promiscuous clients. 

IS HILLARY A CROOK?

That depends on what your definition of "is" is. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Michelle Obama's name is on the Ashley Madison client list... is there?   

HOW EMBARASSING

So, the aliens landed in Washington, D.C. and said, "Take me to your leader." 

HILLARY'S FAMOUSLAST WORDS?

"Just send me an Email." 

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HEARD THIS LINE?

For five years, those damned Republicans have all been campaigning on the solid promise, "I'm going to real ObamaCare."  

SO BILL AND BARRY PLAYED GOLF

Bill shot a 56 for 16 under par and Barry shot a 57 for 15 under.  Barry would have shot a 55, but the eraser fell off his pencil.  They both would have scored higher, but the battery fell out of the calculator. 

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Why aren't all Senators named Flake? 

INTERESTING STATISTIC

21.7% of politicians do not live in zoos. 

I'VE DECIDED WHO I'M VOTING FOR

Barack Hussein Obama as ex-president. 

I WONDER

If EPA ever has read their own Clean Water Act?  
 

EMAILS?

WHAT Emails? 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK

What do you think the odds are that Donald Trump will help fund Rick Perry's campaign? 

HE WAS A GOOD SPORT

So long to Frank Gifford.  
 

THE MOST COSTLY COMMODITY ON EARTH

I used to think air was free... until I bought a box of cereal.  
 

GOOD MORNING

YOU DON'T QUALIFY?

As of Monday, the Department of Labor, Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs now offers forms for filing complaints about discrimination in Spanish, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese and French.  Evidently, if you speak English you cannot complain. 

PLAYING WITH THEIR "P.P."

The left-wing, unethical and immoral ogres are so busy playing with their coveted Planned Parenthood that they fail to see the underlying moral depravity of their positions. 

AND THE WINNER IS

FOX, laughing all of the way to the bank. 

MY QUESTION FOR THE DEBATES

If you can't handle Trump, how are you going to handle Putin? 

IRAN GOES TO HELL

There was a heat index of 164 the other day in Iran.  

BROTHERLY LOVE

Obama's Kenyan half-brother, Malik, says Barack is not an honest man. 

CLINTON DOCUMENT DUMP

Smells worse than the ladies room after a night of beans and beer...

DONALD TRUMP'S NEW CAMPAIGN SONG

"Trump, Trump, Trump, the Boys are Marching....."

BOWE BERGDAHL

He's certainly gone to pot...

MY VIEW OF OBAMA'S IRANIAN "DEAL"

DEPRAVED

Planned Parenthood
 

BALLS

What Hillary Clinton and Tom Brady have in common. 

IRAN'S NEW AYATOLLAH

JOHN KERRY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

As being the Aaron Burr of his time. 

SANCTUARY CITIES

So, why don't they have sanctuary cities for those who are sick and tired of paying taxes to a corrupt government? 

OBAMA CAN'T EAT

He gave the White House kitchen sink to Iran. 

THE MORE I SEE OF DONALD TRUMP

The more I can hardly wait for him to take on Hillary Clinton. 

 

AMERICAN MARXIST TRAITORS

SO TRUMP SEX TO GRAHAM

I've got YOUR number!!!
 

BYE, BYE BARACK

Two million pounds of chicken have been recalled. 

MCCAIN ASKED FOR IT...

And he got it. 

DINOSAUR EGGS FOUND IN JAPAN

Genetic connection to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid?

GUN FREE ZONE

Four more wasted lives because some bureaucratic idiot had to be politically correct. 

PRESIDENTIAL BLACKMAIL

If Americans don't agree to my "deal," then that means we have to go to war. 

HILLARY'S NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGAN

BYE, BYE BENGHAZI

CLINTON'S NEW ECONOMIC PLAN...

To spend your last dollar. 

IF WE DON'T REALLY WANT TO WIN...

Who in their right minds wants to fight on OUR side? 

BEND OVER ON THE FREEWAY

We're about to have an Iranian nuclear deal.  
 

OMAR SHARIF

A great actor who brought Dr. Zhivago to life. 

BYE, BYE NOW

Dukes of Hazard

KATE STEINLE

R.I.P.

WHEN IN THE SAM HELL ARE WE GOING TO CLOSE THE DAMNED BORDER?????

 

SPEAKING OF RACISM

WHY DON'T WE GET RID OF THIS FLAG? 

AW, SHUCKS

Obama is frustrated that people don't remember his many fine accomplishments and that they are calling him an idiot.  

QUESTION

An illegal alien, deported five times and convicted of seven felonies, shoots and kills an attractive 31-year-old woman n San Francisco.  It is illegal for a felon to own, carry or possess a firearm.  

Attention anti-gunners: criminals don't give a damn about what the law says.  So, why do you insist on writing yourselves into a corner?  It seems to me that, had you been doing your jobs, the alien would have already been in jail, where he belongs. 

HEAVYWEIGHT

THE 4TH

UNHAPPY 4TH OF JULY

WALMART: GUESS WHAT?

They may be starting their employees at $15.00 an hour, but you sure get to be the one to pay for it.  

Oh boy!  Do you EVER get to pay for it!!!

Time to examine options? 

IT'S JULY 1ST

Aren't you glad the Iranians have agreed not to build a nuclear bomb? 

COLORED FOLKS

NOW THAT THEY'VE SHOVED OBAMACARE AND GAY MARRIAGE DOWN OUR THROATS, GUESS WHAT'S NEXT?

GUN CONTROL. 

THAT NASTY, UGLY "N" WORD

Nincompoop! 

IRRELEVANT

Everybody in America, with the exception of Obama and the Supreme Court. 

JUST ASKIN'

Justice Scalia alludes to yesterday's Supreme Court ruling on ObamaCare as being "applesauce."  

Does applesauce smell like horse shit?  

FREEDOM TOWERS

Maybe, if we throw in the title to New York's Freedom Towers, just maybe the Iranians might then sign this "deal?"  Better yet, why not throw in Benjamin Netanyahu? 

NEW TAX

As if there weren't enough taxes in this country... now they're talking about a "flat" tax?  If you get a flat, you get taxed? 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DEFINITION OF

I.S.I.S. is? 

TRANS

The government and the media have decided that being trans-sexual is good for you and being trans-racial is okay, too.  

So, what's the problem with trans-fat?  And, would trans-thin be just as bad?  

PRIME T-BONE STEAK, $4.99 PER POUND!!!

With meat, $25.00 extra. 

CLINTON PRISON

Talking about Bill and Hillary, missing emails and the Clinton Foundation... Do you suppose they have a presidential suite at New York's Clinton Prison?  

Just sayin'......

KIRK KERKORIAN

One of the men who built today's Las Vegas, Western Airlines, MGM, Chrysler... a true visionary.  Now, he's on to the next roll of the dice.

TRANS WHAT?

   Not only am I transracial, I'm also transmammal.  

         I'm Black and I'm a baboon. 

JUST WHO IS SIDNEY BLUMENTHAL?

WHAT?  Me worry? 

BACK TO THE RACE ISSUE

So, a white is in charge of the NAACP in Spokane?  If they didn't hire her, wouldn't that be discrimination? 

OBAMA'S SWAN SONG?

Well, Obama went up to the Hill and pleaded with fellow Democrats to support his Trade Bill last week.  They responded by handing him his head on a platter.  Ewwww! 

BILL PREVENTS UNDERAGE ALCOHOL OVERDOSE

Maine is enacting a law that will not only make it illegal for kids to overdose on alcohol, but will also create a whistle-blower's protection if another youth reports that his buddy has had too much to drink.  Now, that begs the question: If it is illegal for a minor to drink an alcoholic beverage in the first place, how is it then possible that he or she could have an alcoholic overdose? 

These idiots who dream these laws up are the same imbeciles who postulate that if you make guns illegal, then criminals won't use guns. 

WASHINGTON D.C.

America's REAL Jurassic Park. 

QUESTION FOR LEGAL BEAGLES

If you're a man named Bruce and you get sued because of a traffic accident, and then you change your sex to female and your name to Caitlyn, what happens to the lawsuit?  Is it now a law dress?  Does the plaintiff have to start all over from scratch?  Can the defendant use hormonal problems as a defense?  Inquiring minds want to know. 

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA'S NEW BOOK

"1,001 WAYS TO DESTROY AMERICA"  

DARK HORSE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

A REAL LEADER, WITH GOOD OLD HORSE SENSE

REPUBLICAN HOPEFULS POSE FOR MUG SHOT

REAL UNEMPLOYMENT

There are 320 million people in the United States.  92 million of them are not in the work force.  What is the real and effective rate of unemployment?  

a. 10.6%
b. 5.5%
c. 28.8%
d. 16.0%

AMERICAN PHAROAH

Damn!  I guess now, we're going to have to build a pyramid. 

OH, PLEASE!

The private sector added 201,000 jobs in May, more than the 200,000 jobs Wall Street expected for the month, according to payroll processor ADP. 

Well, break out the champagne and lobster!  "More than the 200,000 jobs Wall Street expected?"  Holy Baltimore!

THAT VAST, RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY

HILLARY'S EMAILS

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: THE PRINCE OF PEACHY KEEN

IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM, AMERICA WOULD BE

IN A WORLD OF HURT

YES SIREE...

ANOTHER BIG GUNFIGHT AT THE O.K.CORRAL

It appears that the Republicans are about to let themselves become Bushwhacked... again. 

ONLY 33 MORE TO GO

With Lindsay Graham becoming the ninth GOP presidential candidate, there are only 33 more to go... and the entire membership of the Republican Party will be running for president. 

JOHN KERRY, BAD ACTOR

He sure knows how to break a leg, all right...

MR & MRS BRUCE JENNER

Well, if he goes through with the sex change operation and becomes female,  can't he marry herself and become... Mr. & Mrs. Bruce Jenner? 

BYE-BYE IRAQ

Obama says the fight against ISIS is in totally in Iraqi hands. 

BEST PLACE TO BE AN UNDERTAKER

Baltimore. 

FRENCH TONGUE

Thank God for the French.  They're now saying they will not... not... sign onto any nuclear deal with Iran that does not include site inspections.  Why does it take the French to inject some sanity into this farce? 

RINGLING BROTHERS RETIRING ELEPHANTS

So much for the Republicans.  Now if we can get the Robinson family to retire donkeys, we'll be in business. 

CONVENIENCE

How convenient it is for the Obama administration to lay the blame for defeat in Ramadi on the Iraqi army.  After all, Obama has yet to make a single mistake. 

IN THE POOR HOUSE

The Clintons are scrambling like crazy to make every dime they can before they have to take a drastic cut in pay at the White House.  Come on, be a sport and send them $100 today. 

OBAMA'S NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

Would someone PLEASE, grab it off the White House mantel and stick it up his posterior? 

"SLIGHT SETBACK"

Somehow, I think the residents of Ramadi have a different description of it.   

HANDY WITH A MACHETE?

You, too could get a job with in Saudi Arabian as an official Aexecutioner for those convicted of violating Shaia law.  Talent and experience a plus.  Degree in surgery preferred, but not required.  Gay blades need not apply.  Apply through Monster.com. 

ABOUT THAT BIKER RUMBLE IN WACO

I wonder if they were all wearing their helmets? 

OBAMA'S ANSWER TO "POLICE BRUTALITY"

Take away their equipment.

ONE BENEFIT OF DROUGHT

Think of all of the skeletons chained to concrete blocks they'll find at the bottoms of empty reservoirs. 

LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD

ADDICTIVE BEHAVIOR

The I.R.S. says it knows it needs to stop targeting conservative groups. 

THE CONFERENCE OF THREE KINGS

So, two kings from the Middle East met with Obama at Camp David the other day....

B.S.

What in the world does a train traveling at more than twice the legal speed limit around a curve have to do with government spending on infrastructure? 

WASHINGTON D.C. MOVING AND STORAGE

Hoping Hillary wins so they can move the Clinton baggage back into the White House. 

MICHELLE'S LATEST SNIT

She's angry about being a Black woman, stuck in the White House. 

INVESTIGATE THE CLINTON FOUNDATION?

The I.R.S. has announced it will not investigate the Clinton Foundation because it has run out of funding. 

QUANDRY

I wonder of those Texas I.S.I.S. terrorists had concealed carry permits and had passed a gun safety course. 

HILLARY'S PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAIT

WHAT TO DO WITH THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE

Fill it with Keystone Beer. 

HOW TO SAVE CALIFORNIA WATER

Raise California taxes, force more people to move to Nevada and Oregon, and thereby reduce California's water needs. 

G.O.P. PRESIDENTIAL RACE

STUCK BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE

Democratic presidential nomination. 

HAPPY SINKO DE MAYO?

It's that time of the year again, the 5th of May... time for Cinco de Mayo. 

The question is, will America make it through the end of the month without sinking into the mayonnaise? 

THE PRESS GOD

They don't care about report the news and facts anymore; all they care about is making money.  Money is god. 

GUNS AND EARTHQUAKES

Guns are like earthquakes: they kill people and cause damage.  How come nobody wants to outlaw earthquakes? 

THUG

Poor, misunderstood, unemployed brick thrower and torch carrier.

IT'S A DOG'S WORLD

A dog in Abington, Scotland, caused a massive traffic jam because he was driving a tractor down the road.  I wonder if he'd consider running for president on the Democratic ticket...

NEED A RIDE?

If you're in Baltimore, don't take a police van. 

FINALLY... AN ATTORNEY GENERAL WITH AN APPROPRIATE NAME

Loretta Lynch. 

THIS COUNTRY DESERVES...

Michelle Obama for Vice President. 

OBAMA IN LOVE WITH HILLARY?

She's on his list of favorite people... big time.  It seems that ever since she started gearing up to run for president, the heat has been on her, not him. 

SHE IS A WOMAN

She has a lifetime history riddle with scandals and ethics charges.  She was in the center of the Benghazi Massacre coverup.  She hid her emails.  She's appears to be instrumental in the sale of American uranium resources to Russia... for personal and political gain.  The majority of American views her as being "untrustworthy."  

If she were to become president, it would be another eight years of lies and spins, just like the Obama regime.  

But... she's a woman. 

WHEN HILLARY CRASHES

Will the Democrats put up Al Sharpton next?

OBAMA SEZ

The world is a safer place because of him.  

I think I'm going to start drinking again.

OBAMA CAVES IN TO IRAN