COLORED FOLKS

NOW THAT THEY'VE SHOVED OBAMACARE AND GAY MARRIAGE DOWN OUR THROATS, GUESS WHAT'S NEXT?

GUN CONTROL. 

THAT NASTY, UGLY "N" WORD

Nincompoop! 

IRRELEVANT

Everybody in America, with the exception of Obama and the Supreme Court. 

JUST ASKIN'

Justice Scalia alludes to yesterday's Supreme Court ruling on ObamaCare as being "applesauce."  

Does applesauce smell like horse shit?  

FREEDOM TOWERS

Maybe, if we throw in the title to New York's Freedom Towers, just maybe the Iranians might then sign this "deal?"  Better yet, why not throw in Benjamin Netanyahu? 

NEW TAX

As if there weren't enough taxes in this country... now they're talking about a "flat" tax?  If you get a flat, you get taxed? 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DEFINITION OF

I.S.I.S. is? 

TRANS

The government and the media have decided that being trans-sexual is good for you and being trans-racial is okay, too.  

So, what's the problem with trans-fat?  And, would trans-thin be just as bad?  

PRIME T-BONE STEAK, $4.99 PER POUND!!!

With meat, $25.00 extra. 

CLINTON PRISON

Talking about Bill and Hillary, missing emails and the Clinton Foundation... Do you suppose they have a presidential suite at New York's Clinton Prison?  

Just sayin'......

KIRK KERKORIAN

One of the men who built today's Las Vegas, Western Airlines, MGM, Chrysler... a true visionary.  Now, he's on to the next roll of the dice.

TRANS WHAT?

   Not only am I transracial, I'm also transmammal.  

         I'm Black and I'm a baboon. 

JUST WHO IS SIDNEY BLUMENTHAL?

WHAT?  Me worry? 

BACK TO THE RACE ISSUE

So, a white is in charge of the NAACP in Spokane?  If they didn't hire her, wouldn't that be discrimination? 

OBAMA'S SWAN SONG?

Well, Obama went up to the Hill and pleaded with fellow Democrats to support his Trade Bill last week.  They responded by handing him his head on a platter.  Ewwww! 

BILL PREVENTS UNDERAGE ALCOHOL OVERDOSE

Maine is enacting a law that will not only make it illegal for kids to overdose on alcohol, but will also create a whistle-blower's protection if another youth reports that his buddy has had too much to drink.  Now, that begs the question: If it is illegal for a minor to drink an alcoholic beverage in the first place, how is it then possible that he or she could have an alcoholic overdose? 

These idiots who dream these laws up are the same imbeciles who postulate that if you make guns illegal, then criminals won't use guns. 

WASHINGTON D.C.

America's REAL Jurassic Park. 

QUESTION FOR LEGAL BEAGLES

If you're a man named Bruce and you get sued because of a traffic accident, and then you change your sex to female and your name to Caitlyn, what happens to the lawsuit?  Is it now a law dress?  Does the plaintiff have to start all over from scratch?  Can the defendant use hormonal problems as a defense?  Inquiring minds want to know. 

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA'S NEW BOOK

"1,001 WAYS TO DESTROY AMERICA"  

DARK HORSE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

A REAL LEADER, WITH GOOD OLD HORSE SENSE

REPUBLICAN HOPEFULS POSE FOR MUG SHOT

REAL UNEMPLOYMENT

There are 320 million people in the United States.  92 million of them are not in the work force.  What is the real and effective rate of unemployment?  

a. 10.6%
b. 5.5%
c. 28.8%
d. 16.0%

AMERICAN PHAROAH

Damn!  I guess now, we're going to have to build a pyramid. 

OH, PLEASE!

The private sector added 201,000 jobs in May, more than the 200,000 jobs Wall Street expected for the month, according to payroll processor ADP. 

Well, break out the champagne and lobster!  "More than the 200,000 jobs Wall Street expected?"  Holy Baltimore!

THAT VAST, RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY

HILLARY'S EMAILS

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: THE PRINCE OF PEACHY KEEN

IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM, AMERICA WOULD BE

IN A WORLD OF HURT

YES SIREE...

ANOTHER BIG GUNFIGHT AT THE O.K.CORRAL

It appears that the Republicans are about to let themselves become Bushwhacked... again. 

ONLY 33 MORE TO GO

With Lindsay Graham becoming the ninth GOP presidential candidate, there are only 33 more to go... and the entire membership of the Republican Party will be running for president. 

JOHN KERRY, BAD ACTOR

He sure knows how to break a leg, all right...