NEW YEAR'S DREAM

GUESS WHAT NANCY PELOSI HAD FOR CHRISTMAS!

HEMORRHOIDS!

QUESTION OF THE YEAR

How dumb does it feel to be a Pelosi Democrat?  

Season Greetings! 

 

PELOSI...

Makes vampires look like saints. 

BRIDAL MELTDOWN

For various reasons, which are really insignificant to the story, a bride did not want her husband to dance with his mother at their wedding reception, but it happened anyway and when it did, the bride stomped out of the banquet room and had a total, uncontrollable hissy-fit meltdown.  Maybe she's practicing to run as a Democrat for Congress?

STOMP OUT SOROS

Vote out the Fascist Democrats.

TAYLOR SWIFT

Ain't so swift.  

IF YOU WERE A DEMOCRAT...

How would you like to go home and face the citizens THIS Christmas?  

TODAY IS NANCY PELOSI'S BIRTHDAY!

It's Friday the 13th!

PROPOSED AMENDMENT TO EQUAL RIGHTS ACT

The Equal Rights Act needs to be amended to specifically apply regardless of sex or political affiliation.  So does the Equal Employment Opportunity Act need to be likewise amended. 

FALSIES

After the false witnesses put forth in the Kavanaugh hearings, what is it that makes anyone in this country think they can trust a word a Democrat says... especially Schiff? 

ON THE MOVE?

Hopefully, Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler will move to Canada after Trump wins in 2020.  

WHY EPSTEIN "COMMITTED SUICIDE"

Dead men tell no tales.  

WE'RENOT GOING TO PLAY YOUR SILLY-ASSED GAMES ANY LONGER

President Trump to Jerry Nadler.

THE GRINCHES WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS

House Democrats have put the nation in a bad, bad mood for Christmas.  

We surely must reciprocate in November.  
 

I THOUGHT...

I thought Jeff Flake was going to run for president?  

EXIT STAGE LEFT

Bye, bye now... Kamalalalala.  

YES, IT'S TRUE

There's a move afoot within the Deep State establishment to hire illegal aliens to conduct the 2020 census.  

POOR, POOR HUNTER

Hunter Biden is pleading and demanding that his finances be kept secret during court proceedings brought by the mother of his child.  He's desperately afraid that the nosy media might find out how much money he bagged in Ukraine and China and report it to the public.  That would be unfair to his father, Joe.  Wah.  
 

WENT OUT SHOPPING FOR A TURKEY

Got goosed. 

CONGRESS IS IN RECESS

PELOSI'S THANKSGIVING DAY GIFT TO AMERICA

REGARDING IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS

Tell me the real story behind Fast & Furious and Benghazi again...

COULD IT BE, COULD IT BE?

Could it be, as some people suggest, that the real reason Schiff refuses to allow the "whistleblower" to testify is that he wishes to withdraw his allegations?  

EVEN THE DEMOCRATS SEEM TO AGREE

Jerry Nadler is useless.  

LEBERALS TELL OBAMA OFF

Obama has warned the Democrats they're going too far left.  The fascist Dem leaders and left wing have told Obama to sit down and shut the f**k up.  

 

THE GREAT ESCAPE

All of the Democrats have escaped from the asylum. 

HOW TO AVOID GETTING SICK WHEN EATING GROUND BEEF

Take it off the ground.  

EVERYBODY IN THE NATION EXCEPT SCHIFF KNOWS

Who the whistleblower is.

HANG ON TO YOUR GUNS!

Michael Bloomberg is running for president!

WHISTLEBLOWER HAS NO ANONYMITY

Nowhere in any law does in give a whistleblower any right to anonymity.  To the contrary, every principle of American law declares that the accused has the legal right to confront his accuser.  If Schiff and his impeachment thugs do not relent, they must be charged with obstruction of justice.  

NO WORDS NEEDED

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE? REALLY?

There's a rumor floating around in Washington that one of Adam Schiff's ancestors was Napoleon Bonaparte. 

NO AMERICAN IN HIS RIGHT MIND...

Would go on a visit to Mexico.  

GUN CONTROL THAT MAKES SENSE

Since Blacks cause the vast majority of gun crimes, why not just confiscate all guns from all Blacks? 

Well...?

CALIFORNIANS WANT TO KNOW

Have we had enough yet?  

PELOSI'S HOLIDAY GIFT TO AMERICANS

The Impeachment Bird

Does it leave a fowl taste in your mouth? 

PRESIDENT CAN'T WIN IN THE SENATE

Like the House, it's full of RINO's. 

GEORGE SOROS WHINES

George Soros is shedding big crocodile tears.  “When I got involved in what I call political philanthropy some 40 years ago, the open society idea was on the ascendant; closed societies were opening up,” Soros sobs. “And now, open societies are on the defensive and dictatorships are on the rise.”

“I have to admit that the tide has turned against me.” 

NEWSOM'S HALLOWEEN TREATS

More fires.
More blackouts.
More homelessness.
More illegals.
More gas taxes.

REMEMBER KAMALALA?

What's her name again? 

al-BAGDHADI

Bye bye, Al.  Take your bag and go home to dhadi.  

WHISTLEBLOWER IS A FRAUD

He/she/it does not exist, except in the imagination of Schiff.  
 

BIRDS OF A FEATHER

So what if Joe and Hunter Biden are unethical, immoral and corrupt?  Why should they be any different than the rest of the Democrats? 

LOGIC 101

The fascist Democrats would have you believe the secret to ending gun crimes in America is to take away all guns from law-abiding citizens. 

CONFRONT THIS!

Everywhere in the country, a citizen has the right to confront his accuser... except in the House Intelligence Committee.   
 

THE SQUAD: RUMORS ABOUND

The latest rumor is that the Squad of Cortez, Tlaib, Pressley and Omar are all planning to seek Senate seats so they can consolidate their powers over the Democrat Party.  

CAUGHT RED-HANDED! PELOSI, SCHUMER, HOYER

So, if the Three Stooges all got up and walked out of the White House meeting with President Trump together and spontaneously, why was the press already set up with microphones and cameras?  Wouldn't you expect to see some hurried scrambling by surprised reporters as the trio suddenly appeared?  

Gosh... you don't suppose Pelosi told the press about her plans ahead of time, do you?  

HUNTER BIDEN: THE STORY GETS MORE INTERESTING BY THE MINUTE

There's this relationship Hunter had with Christopher Heinz, John Kerry's stepson, and with Devon Archer, who was involved in a securities fraud.  Check it out.

But, I'll bet that Joe knew nothing about it? 



   

SIGNS HILLARY MAY BE GETTING READY TO RUN AGAIN!

Rumor has it that she's going in for liposuction, a belly tuck and a face transplant.  

HEALTH ADVICE

If you nee fiber in your diet, eat a Democrat today.  
 

ASTEROID HEADED FOR EARTH

Scientists say an asteroid approaching planet earth could actually impact the planet in about 70 years.  It might even do more damage to life than Adam Schiff.  

A LOOSE CANNON IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

You should remember this sad and very dumb move by Joe Biden...

What in the heck was he thinking?

When he was the Vice President, he did the most STUPID, unthinkable thing for a man in his position. He revealed the names and the unit that killed Bin Laden; "On May 3 2011, at a national event in Washington, Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. did the unthinkable, he publicly revealed the identity of the special-operations unit responsible for bin Laden’s killing, just to show that he "is in the
know."

His reckless action put at risk the lives of every member of Seal Team
6. The Taliban and other jihadists eager to avenge bin Laden now knew which unit to target. Stunned and shocked, Seal Team Six members immediately realized they were going to be hunted by al Qaeda sympathizers.

Soon after Biden’s reckless idiotic speech, an American CH47 Chinook
was shot down by a rocket propelled grenade in the Tangi Valley,
Maidan Wardak Province, Afghanistan, all 38 aboard were killed
including most if not all of Seal Team Six, this incident became known
as Extortion 17. After Biden had let the identification out, and
before the Chinook was shot down, members of Seal Team 6 had called their families and told them to wipe out all connection to them,
including social media, and disassociate themselves as far away from
them as possible because they too would be in grave danger as the
Taliban would attempt to find them in retaliation...and Biden, well he
didn't even drop a sweat over any of it, and he was just too stupid to
realize what he had done"

Added extra links relative to this. It’s easy enough to look up the
information yourself as well. These were just a few of many.

•https://youtu.be/lMA1T9QWEI4

•https://m.washingtontimes.com/…/the-betrayal-of-the-navys-…/

•https://www.americanthinker.com/…/bidens_betrayal_of_seals_…

•https://special-ops.org/…/the-betrayal-of-navy-seal-team-6/…

This smiling idiot is responsible for the deaths of most Seal team 6
by the Taliban because he let them know which team killed bin laden.

SOMETHING NEW TO IMPEACH

Unemployment is at 3.5%, lowest it's been in over 50 years.  Impeach that.  

CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS

So much hyperbole, so little substance.  

THE HOUSE SUBPOENAED WHAT?

Informed sources say the House has subpoenaed all used toilet paper from the White House.  

THANK YOU JUDGE JEANINE!

For "The Lying Sack of Schiff!"
 

CLUELESS JOE

Is trying to figure out how to pay the money Hunter took back to the Ukranians so he can make the whole deal go away. 

TO ALL YOU GUN CONFISCATORS OUT THERE

Prohibition doesn't work.  Study your history.  
 

BIDEN DEMANDS CONSORSHIP

The Joe Biden Campaign has sent out notices to media outlets that they had better damned will stop inviting Rudy Giuliani to speak about the Ukraine "situation" ................ or else.  
 

TYPICAL INSENSITIVE WATER ON THE BRAIN SYNDROME

A Democratic judge in Texas apologized Friday for saying the state's governor, Greg Abbott, ‘hates trees because one fell on him,’ a reference to an accident 35 years ago which left Abbott paralyzed.  She said it, then several hours later apologized after Texas backlash arose.  How nice.  

FASCIST GOVERNMENT CONTROLS SPEECH IN NYC

Hate will soon have no place in New York City: According to the city's Commission on Human Rights, you will soon be fined up to $250,000 for having the audacity to utter words such as: illegal alien or ICE.  They will decide what words to sanction and what penalties to levy.   If you fail to abide, you will be hung by your testicles, boobs or both in front of Trump Tower. 

PELOSI SPEAKS TO AMERICA

BARON HILTON

He had more beds than Heidi Fleiss and Stormy Daniels combined.  

THE EMPORERS HAVE NO CLOTHES

The Democrats have no cohesive platform.  They, like pornography, have no redeeming values.  Hence, they have no choice but to make total assholes out of themselves.  

And they are. 

CREEPS COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK

All of the important and highly reputable people in Washington DC are running to Andrew McCabe's defense against impending indictments.  You know... people like Brennan, Clapper, Comey, Lynch, Strozk, Rice...
 

DEMS DON'T CARE IF CRIMINALS HAVE GUNS

But... they DO want YOUR guns. 

INSANITY 101

Insanity is best exemplified by looking at the Democrats who, for almost three years, have continuously thrown crap up against the wall in an effort to undo the results of the 2016 election... repeating over and over again their vitriolic lies and false charges... all the while getting absolutely nowhere.  

AND THE DEMOCRATS NOW PLAN TO IMPEACH...

Rush Limbaugh.  

POMPOUS BASTARDS

House Judiciary Democrats.

TRUMP DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE IN 2020

That's according to CNN, MSNBC, Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler. 

T. BOONE PICKENS

Self-made oil billionaire, philanthropist, humanitarian.  RIP

 

BE CAREFUL TODAY

It's Friday the 13th and Congress might make a huge mistake and do something right.  

MAJOR PROBLEMS IN CONGRESS

The lizards and buzzards have returned from summer vacation.  

UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR

If we ever get rid of all of the dumb politicians in this country, there won't be any politicians left.  

PLASTIC WHY'S

Why is that plastic straws are not okay, but... plastic politicians are?  

"THE BLOB" RETURNS

China's Chang'e-4 lunar rover, now on the moon, has found something rather strange and perplexing...  an oddly colored "gel-like" substance that can't be explained.  The substance is described as a "gel with a mysterious luster."  Word has it that it is oozing toward Earth and it doesn't like Democrats.  

UNBORN WHAT?

Left-wing liberals are flocking to sign petitions protecting unhatched eagle eggs.  These same "thinkers" refuse to support legislation protecting unborn human fetuses.  

CALIFORNIA'S GUN AMMO BOONDOGGLE

California's new law requiring a $19 background check in order to buy ammo is turning the Nevada desert into a green pile of money.  Several Reno and Las Vegas stores ran out of ammo over the Labor Day weekend as gamblers from California crossed the border for their final summer fling and picked up ammo to take home with them.  

HOW DIM CAN DIMWITS GET?

So Walmart is going to stop selling ammo, as if doing so will stop anyone from shooting up one of their stores.  Top management has taken leave of their senses, just like they did when they started locking up all of their merchandise.  

Next move will be to stop selling bananas because someone might slip on a peel. 

VALERIE HARPER

So long, Rhoda. 

HIATUS

I'm on hiatus until further notice.

VITAMIN D HELPS PREVENT DEMENTIA?

They say vitamin D helps prevent dementia.  I have a bottle of D pills... I just can't remember where I left it.  

IS EPSTEIN REALLY DEAD?

What if this is all just a cover up and Epstein actually was released in secret?  Could he and Bill Clinton actually be holed up, (so to speak), in a Nevada brothel?  

Jest askin'... 

NEW YORK TIMES: NEW MONICKER

The New York Times needs to stop calling itself a newspaper and start admitting it is the Propaganda Journal of the Socialist-Democrat Party. 

MUSLIM AYATOLLAHS MAKE DEMANDS OF CONGRESS

The two Muslim 'twits in the House are demanding that Congress submit to their will, decertify the State of Israel and recognize the Palestnian State.  They expect all of us to cower and comply or there will be hell to pay.  

Another Jihad is not out of the question.  

THE MUSLIM WITCH

Defiant, ugly, typical Muslim witch Rashida, after raising hell at being denied entry into Israel, whined that her sick grandmother who was on her death bed lived there and Rashida needed to go see her.  So, Israel relented and said she could come see her sick grandmother and she said that she wasn't goin' to no stinckin' Israel.

I guess either grandma doesn't mean that much to Rashida, or grandma isn't all that sick.

URGENT QUESTION

Just what existing or proposed gun laws would have prevented the Philadelphia shooting rampage?  

MORE ICING ON THE CONSPIRACY CAKE

As it turns out, Epstein's guards falsified logs.  Who would have guessed?  And then there were those screams coming from Epstein's cell that nobody's talking about? 

SAD DAY

It's a sad day in America when it's easier to abort a full-term fetus than it is to deport an illegal alien. 

BETO COMING AFTER YOUR KNIVES

Beto says he's going to confiscate guns. "At the end of the day, if it's going to save lives, if it's going to prevent the kinds of tragedies that we saw in El Paso, Gilroy, and Dayton...then let's move forward and do it." 

On that basis, he'll be after your kitchen knives by the end of the week... some guy just stabbed four people in California.  

JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Isn't it amazing how many people who were in some way associated with the Clintons... have died under mysterious circumstances when on the very precipice of revealing some sinister, dark secret about Bill or Hillary?  

WASHINGTON REDSKINS AGREE TO NAME CHANGE

To the surprise and relief of many Americans, the Washington Redskins will  apparently  drop their politically sensitive name  in 2019.     Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Washington  Redskins, announced yesterday the organization is dropping "Washington" from the franchise name, which, beginning with the 2019 season, will be simply known as "The Redskins."  Snyder stated in his surprise announcement (he finds) the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and does not conjure  a suitable image for young fans of football.  

SURE FIRE WAY TO PREVENT MASS SHOOTINGS

Make a law against owning any gun magazine.  That'll do it... yes sir.  

THEY NEVER HAD GRASSHOPPERS IN VEGAS...

When the Mob was in charge.

HOW TO ELIMINATE METHANE GAS

Abolish Congressional Democrats.  

AOC: FLAPPING HER GUMS...

Trying desperately to become relevant.

BOOBS

French beaches are featuring topless tanning this year.  Just thought you'd like to keep abreast of the latest news...

TOILET SEAT COVERS: SHOULD YOU, OR SHOULD YOU NOT?

What a question to start the month off with!

PYRAMID MYSTERY SOLVED

For centuries mankind has been trying to figure out how the great pyramids in Egypt were built, what with having to move all of those giant stones up to the very pinnacles of the structures.  Researchers have now determined that they were actually built from the top down.  

MINNESOTA IS FULL OF REAL WINNERS

Republican Daniella Stella from Minnesota was planning on running against Ilhan Omar in 2020, but... Daniella has just been charged with felony shoplifting.
 

HOP TO IT

Things are hopping right along in Vegas after hordes of grasshoppers arrived for a gambling junket.  

MUELLER HEARINGS PROVE BEYOND A DOUBT...

Democrats are ignorant.  

IT'S ABOUT TIME

The Justice Department has announced it has launched investigations into "big tech" companies to see if they have stifled competition, hurt consumers or monopolized segments of the tech industry.  Silicon Valley is hoping the investigations will be over in just a "nanosecond."  

SPARTACUS BOOKER PROVES HE'S MANLY

Unable to win a verbal debate with the President, Cory Booker now says he wants to punch Trump.  What a man.  What a real man! 

AOC

Should lay off the LSD.  
 

ILHAN OMAR IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN?

It certainly appears that she got here under fraudulent circumstances.  Word is that she is not even an Omar... So, how can she be elected to Congress?  

UNDER SIEGE

The Democrat Party seems to be under siege by enemies of the United States.  The Mad Dogs rule.  

One day, a long, long, long time ago... America didn't tolerate this bullshit. 

WHO ARE THEY?

Would someone please post the names of the 95 Members of the House who voted to impeach President Trump? Or, do they wish not to be identified?  

THE MAD DOG SQUAD

The four radicals members of the Mad Dog Squad surely have their panties in an uproar these days.   Where's Jack Nicholson to tell them they can't handle the truth?  

NOTRE DAME CATHEDRAL

They say it will take 75 to 100 years to fully restore the Notre Dame Cathedral.  Joe Biden will probably be there for the dedication.  
 

CAT FIGHT AT THE O.K. CORRAL

I have absolutely no empathy for Nancy Pelosi and her fight against those fascist libs in the House.  She created that mess. 

NEW SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE: WHO REALLY BUILT THE PYRAMIDS?

Word came out last weekend that scientists have determined the ancient pyramids of Egypt were actually built by Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden.  

ROSS PEROT

 An astute businessman whose presidency could have saved us from the mess we're in.  

BLOW JOB

Those Democrats sure are well-practiced at blowing smoke, aren't they?  

HOW DARE THEY?!!

Congress has the lowest approval rating in decades.  Neither party has done a damned thing for this country since before Obama.  They are despicable and despised.  

How DARE they demand a raise!!!

MISS INDEPENDENCE DAY 2019

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY

AOC

Should hop on a plane and go run Venezuela.  

THEY SHOULD SECEDE FROM THE UNION

The town of Statesville, North Carolina is suing an RV dealership there that flies a huge American flag.  The city says it has an ordinance against large flags and that... it's annoying.  

How nice.  

DEMOCRAT CANDIDATES: VOICES FROM PURGATORY #1

All Democrat presidential candidates say they'll give illegals free health care.  But if you, as a citizen, don't have insurance and refuse to buy it, you're either going to jail, pay a hefty fine, or both. 

A MESSAGE TO ALL DEMOCRATS

CLICK THIS

 

A HUUUGE DEMOCRAT SWITCHEROO

For well over two years, the Dems have been saying there is no crisis at the southern border and Trump is full of el toro poo poo.  Now, faced with the reality that over 80% of the country has had enough of the illegals and the Democratic stonewalling, and on the eve of their presidential nomination debates, they suddenly announce there is a huge crisis at the border and that Trump is to blame for it.  

But... of course they're going to fix it.  

SO... YOU DON'T MIND AN ILLEGAL ALIEN LIVING IN YOUR TOWN?

CLICK THIS!

JERRY NADLER HAS BEEN TO MARS

It appears that Jerry Nadler has been to Mars.  Scientists have discovered high levels of methane gas there.  

A REAL QUESTION ABOUT THE NRA

Have you ever heard of a member of the NRA being charged with the commission of a crime while using a gun?  

 

WHEN?

When are the Democrats going to put up a candidate who has even the bare minimum of Presidential qualifications?  

FOX NEWS TURNS TO THE DARK SIDE

The morning after President Trump's historic kickoff for his 2020 reelection bid, the front page of FOXNEWS.COM had not even one word about the event.  
 

AMERICA'S #1 SPY IN CHIEF

WHERE DO YOU STAND?

Are you willing to stand on the side of righteousness for His name's sake?  

CHUCK SCHUMER IS OUT ON THE PROWL

Residents in Fort Bend County, Texas have spotted an alligator with a knife stuck in its skull.  

PELOSI HAS NO COMMENT?

President Trump, in an overseas interview with Fox News’ Laura Ingraham, called Pelosi “a nasty, vindictive, horrible person.”  Pelosi responded: "I'm done with him. I don't even want to talk about it."  That's it, Nancy...  the time to sit down and shut up is when you're faced with the ugly truth about yourself.  

SEND HER

Send Pelosi back to Sicily.  

HOW TO GET THE BORDER WALL BUILT

Award the contract to Nancy Pelosi's brother-in-law.  

CONTROL DELETE

Given the way Congress has been conducting itself for years, do you really want to reelect your U.S. Senator and Representative? 

PGE: BACK TO THE DARK AGES

California's PGE Electric Company has already begun to cut off service to customers when it deems the fire danger to be too high.  Some 14,500 customers in Butte and Yuba Counties have been without electricity throughout the weekend.  That means spoiled food in refrigerators, lots of sweat without air conditioning and no gas for generators. 

The liberals are in charge.  There are more widespread outages looming throughout the State.  If you don't like it, that's just too damned bad.

DEMOCRATS HAVE HUUUUGE MOVEMENT

Top Democrats including Nancy Pelosi have announced that they have already begun moving forward the impeachment process against President Trump... all 44 of them.  So much noise about so little substance...  

GILLEBRAND HAS IT ALL WRONG

She says the NRA is absolutely the worst organization in this country.  She has it all wrong.  The NRA, unlike the Democrat Party, is comprised of law-abiding Americans. 

DEMOCRATS CONTINUE TO MARCH ON

FOR THE VERY LAST TIME...

CLOSE THE DAMNED BORDER!
 

TERMINIX CALLED TO CAPITOL

The place is infested with dirty, rotten rats. 

BART STARR

Football loses a legend. 

HOW TO GET RID OF DEMOCRATS

Wear 1,000 cloves of garlic around your neck.  

(P.S. It also gets rid of RINOs.)

NEW $20 BILL

They're not going to replace the face of Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.  They're going to use Maxine Waters instead.