There's Viruses On The Pornsites!

Is that why the Bureau of Indfian Affairs doesn't have internet access?

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Today's News: Flu Shots May Cause Erratic Behavior

Everyone in Congress has had their flu shots.

'Nough said.....

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Potato Chips Are Bad For You

Even baked. Those nasty chips are going to kill you. If you eat potato chips on as regular basis, you'll be dead by the time you're 50.

I should know. I eat potato chips all of the time and I'm in my 60's and I feel as if I had been dead for over ten years. In fact, my doc told me that I've got at least 20 years left in me. Can you imagine, feeling like you've been dead for over 30 years?

Good God, man! I think I'll switch to pretzels!

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So, They Found The Bodies Of The Last Two Missing Russian Royalty

Bludgeoned, shot, burned, doused with bottles of acid, and buried.

Gosh, I didn't realize that Hillary HAD any Russian's on her enemies list.....

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One Good Way To Vote

Is to vote for the candidate who wants to control your life the least.



Someday, hopefully, we'll find one.



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The Main Thing Wrong With Government

Is government.

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Why Hillary Wants to Be President

She's not intelligent enough to be a hooker.

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Washington DC Restaurants To Close On Thanksgiving Day

All of the turkeys will be out of town.

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Explanation for Barrack Not Placing Hand Over Heart During Pledge & National Anthem

He has no heart.

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Hillary Has Dirt On Obama?

Is that why she's commonly referred to as a dirt bag?

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O.J. Should Get Off

The planet.

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Hillary Accuses Democratic Opponents of Using Republican Playbook; Mudslinging

Watch out, guys. She's just accused you of being part of that VAAAAAST Right Wing Conspiracy!

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84 Minutes

Lindsay Lohan serves 84 minutes for DUI, which is probably 84 minutes more than O.J. is going to serve for his Vegas gambit.

My God, how I wish I was a star,
So I could piss on justice from afar;
As they say, only poor people and fools,
Have to follow the rules.

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Lawyers Win Again!!

O.J. is bound over for trial? Think of the legal fees going down the commode on THIS one!

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Hillary Suffers From the O.J. Syndrome

O.J. is a sociopathical liar, a psychotic manipulator. He consistently refuses to own up to his misdeeds. "Gun? I didn't know anyone had a gun!"



Hillary? Remember that "vast, right-wing conspiracy?" How about her denial of knowledge of an $850 MILLION dollar illegal campaign contribution? Always blaming it on others, never accepting responsibility.



Doesn't anyone comprehend reality? Hillary killed Kato!

O.J. Didn't Do It

And, as soon as his legal problems are resolved, he's going to go out and look for the guy who did.

No kidding.

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Musings of an Old Man

A long, long time ago, when we were young and frisky, there was a very strong period of nationalism in this country. We, as citizens, willingly "gave to the common good," as Hillary is now poised to demand that we do. We gave willingly because we had deep-rooted spiritual, ethical and moral values and beliefs in a noble purpose... freedom and democracy.

In the late '50's and early '60's, when the liberals and socialists began to invade our university systems beginning with Berkeley, my father prophesized that our own tolerances would eventually be our downfall, and that our values would be eroded over time as the teachings of the liberals and socialists were spread through the education structure of our nation. Here we are, barely 45-50 years later, and his prediction is reality. We no longer have the belly to fight the good battles, the spine to stand up for what is right, or the courage to speak openly of our convictions.

If I've said anything that is not politically correct, I of course must apologize.

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DaVinci Code Cracked!

"Can you hear me now?"

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Hillary's Convictions

We hear she calculates that most of Bill's friends will be out of jail by the time she wins the Presidency, so they will be available to fill spots in HER administration.

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Washington is Full of Lipids and Lizards

We need to turn them ALL out and start fresh. None of they are doing anything but partying, yapping, and living high on the hog. They didn't get the message in the last election; we want some value for our damned tax dollars. We want action on the problems and issues we are facing.

The Lipids and Lizards are dangerous to our national health.

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POLITICS---ENOUGH ALREADY!

I don't give a DAMN about who is running for election! I'm already sick and tired of the downright cow manure every time I turn on the tube or the radio! And, it IS cow manure, pure and simple.

There's enough cow manure out there to solve our energy crisis three times over. Just convert it to methane gas. Good God, if anyone ever lights a match in the Capital, we'll have a man on Mars in an instant!

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Kucinich Says Impeach Cheney?

This from a guy who just got out of a UFO?

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So, What's The Big Deal About a UFO?

Carter was attacked by a giant rabbit while he was fishing on a boat on the Missouri River and look at what a great President HE turned out to be!

(Frankly, I can't even "Zing" at that thought.....)

State Department Full of Weenies

No wonder we're at war!

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