Potato Chips Are Bad For You

Even baked. Those nasty chips are going to kill you. If you eat potato chips on as regular basis, you'll be dead by the time you're 50.

I should know. I eat potato chips all of the time and I'm in my 60's and I feel as if I had been dead for over ten years. In fact, my doc told me that I've got at least 20 years left in me. Can you imagine, feeling like you've been dead for over 30 years?

Good God, man! I think I'll switch to pretzels!

ZING!