POLITICS---ENOUGH ALREADY!

I don't give a DAMN about who is running for election! I'm already sick and tired of the downright cow manure every time I turn on the tube or the radio! And, it IS cow manure, pure and simple.

There's enough cow manure out there to solve our energy crisis three times over. Just convert it to methane gas. Good God, if anyone ever lights a match in the Capital, we'll have a man on Mars in an instant!

ZING!